Having barely recovered from the last bout a few weeks ago, I sensed a new war brewing on the horizon.
This time the enemy would prove to be a formidable opponent. Facing powerful magic from the gods, I had to employ a new strategy to overcome it. Brute force was not an option. Wits and cunning was the name of the game.
After having warmed up properly, the cheesecake arrived. It appeared fairly modest and unintimidating at first. Similar in size to my first opponent and lacking the whipped cream-carapace of my second opponent. Surely this would be an easy match for my carefully honed skills. Or so I foolishly thought…
Suddenly the goddess Athena appeared out of nowhere and cast a powerful magic spell on the wretched cake!
So I sealed the cheesecake in a box of the finest quality and brought it back to my haven.
I can already hear the purists among you protesting that this is not True Cheesecake Mastery. After all I used the divide and conquer-technique. I did not consume it in one sitting as I have done in the past. But ask yourselves this: can you fight fairly against the magic of the gods? I think not.
